Bad Apple Unisex T-shirt
He’s not just a bad apple—he’s armed and fermented.
This little guy robbed a bank and dipped with the loot (and zero remorse).
He’s wanted in four counties and somehow still looks crisp.
This shirt is for those who:
💵 Believe in crime but make it fashion
🍏 Steal hearts and legally questionable objects
💥 Wake up every day and choose violence (or vibes)
Printed on Comfort Colors cotton so soft, you could probably wear it to court (but don’t).
Criminal Record (aka shirt specs):
• 100% ring-spun cotton, soft like stolen cash
• Garment-dyed so it looks good even under interrogation lighting
• Relaxed fit for maximum getaway comfort
• Double-stitched in case you need to run from the law
• Blank sourced from Honduras, printed after your alibi is established
📦 Print-on-demand. The feds can wait.
He’s not just a bad apple—he’s armed and fermented.
This little guy robbed a bank and dipped with the loot (and zero remorse).
He’s wanted in four counties and somehow still looks crisp.
This shirt is for those who:
💵 Believe in crime but make it fashion
🍏 Steal hearts and legally questionable objects
💥 Wake up every day and choose violence (or vibes)
Printed on Comfort Colors cotton so soft, you could probably wear it to court (but don’t).
Criminal Record (aka shirt specs):
• 100% ring-spun cotton, soft like stolen cash
• Garment-dyed so it looks good even under interrogation lighting
• Relaxed fit for maximum getaway comfort
• Double-stitched in case you need to run from the law
• Blank sourced from Honduras, printed after your alibi is established
📦 Print-on-demand. The feds can wait.
He’s not just a bad apple—he’s armed and fermented.
This little guy robbed a bank and dipped with the loot (and zero remorse).
He’s wanted in four counties and somehow still looks crisp.
This shirt is for those who:
💵 Believe in crime but make it fashion
🍏 Steal hearts and legally questionable objects
💥 Wake up every day and choose violence (or vibes)
Printed on Comfort Colors cotton so soft, you could probably wear it to court (but don’t).
Criminal Record (aka shirt specs):
• 100% ring-spun cotton, soft like stolen cash
• Garment-dyed so it looks good even under interrogation lighting
• Relaxed fit for maximum getaway comfort
• Double-stitched in case you need to run from the law
• Blank sourced from Honduras, printed after your alibi is established
📦 Print-on-demand. The feds can wait.