Dumpster Fire Unisex T-shirt copy
This is a metaphor.
For the news.
For your inbox.
For whatever just happened on Slack.
For the entire simulation we’re stuck in.
Printed on Comfort Colors cotton—because while civilization crumbles, at least your shirt can be soft.
Details:
100% ring-spun cotton
Garment-dyed for that “burnt out but resilient” feel
Relaxed fit, optimized for watching it all fall apart
Double-stitched, unlike the economy
📦 Printed on demand, because we’ve all had enough waste lately.
This is a metaphor.
For the news.
For your inbox.
For whatever just happened on Slack.
For the entire simulation we’re stuck in.
Printed on Comfort Colors cotton—because while civilization crumbles, at least your shirt can be soft.
Details:
100% ring-spun cotton
Garment-dyed for that “burnt out but resilient” feel
Relaxed fit, optimized for watching it all fall apart
Double-stitched, unlike the economy
📦 Printed on demand, because we’ve all had enough waste lately.
This is a metaphor.
For the news.
For your inbox.
For whatever just happened on Slack.
For the entire simulation we’re stuck in.
Printed on Comfort Colors cotton—because while civilization crumbles, at least your shirt can be soft.
Details:
100% ring-spun cotton
Garment-dyed for that “burnt out but resilient” feel
Relaxed fit, optimized for watching it all fall apart
Double-stitched, unlike the economy
📦 Printed on demand, because we’ve all had enough waste lately.