Dumpster Fire Unisex T-shirt copy

This is a metaphor.

For the news.

For your inbox.

For whatever just happened on Slack.

For the entire simulation we’re stuck in.

Printed on Comfort Colors cotton—because while civilization crumbles, at least your shirt can be soft.

Details:

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Garment-dyed for that “burnt out but resilient” feel

• Relaxed fit, optimized for watching it all fall apart

• Double-stitched, unlike the economy

📦 Printed on demand, because we’ve all had enough waste lately.