Dead Inside Unisex T-Shirt
You’re not dead. You’re just emotionally unavailable with a great sense of style.
This shirt is for the ones who laugh during horror movies, cry during commercials, and ghost everyone—emotionally and via text.
Original artwork + Comfort Colors softness = the coziest existential crisis you can wear.
Display your mood without saying a word (because talking is exhausting). Perfect for sad baddies, burnout champions, and anyone whose soul left the chat.
NERD STATS:
• 100% ring-spun cotton that hugs you like the void
• 6.1 oz/yd² fabric weight (thicc and soft, like your coping mechanisms)
• Garment-dyed for that “washed in tears” feel
• Relaxed fit—because tight clothes are for the emotionally stable
• Double-needle everything, because you deserve nice things
• Blank made in Honduras, printed whenever the printer wakes up
📦 This is print-on-demand, so give it a sec. Time isn’t real anyway.
You’re not dead. You’re just emotionally unavailable with a great sense of style.
This shirt is for the ones who laugh during horror movies, cry during commercials, and ghost everyone—emotionally and via text.
Original artwork + Comfort Colors softness = the coziest existential crisis you can wear.
Display your mood without saying a word (because talking is exhausting). Perfect for sad baddies, burnout champions, and anyone whose soul left the chat.
NERD STATS:
• 100% ring-spun cotton that hugs you like the void
• 6.1 oz/yd² fabric weight (thicc and soft, like your coping mechanisms)
• Garment-dyed for that “washed in tears” feel
• Relaxed fit—because tight clothes are for the emotionally stable
• Double-needle everything, because you deserve nice things
• Blank made in Honduras, printed whenever the printer wakes up
📦 This is print-on-demand, so give it a sec. Time isn’t real anyway.
You’re not dead. You’re just emotionally unavailable with a great sense of style.
This shirt is for the ones who laugh during horror movies, cry during commercials, and ghost everyone—emotionally and via text.
Original artwork + Comfort Colors softness = the coziest existential crisis you can wear.
Display your mood without saying a word (because talking is exhausting). Perfect for sad baddies, burnout champions, and anyone whose soul left the chat.
NERD STATS:
• 100% ring-spun cotton that hugs you like the void
• 6.1 oz/yd² fabric weight (thicc and soft, like your coping mechanisms)
• Garment-dyed for that “washed in tears” feel
• Relaxed fit—because tight clothes are for the emotionally stable
• Double-needle everything, because you deserve nice things
• Blank made in Honduras, printed whenever the printer wakes up
📦 This is print-on-demand, so give it a sec. Time isn’t real anyway.