Ever looked at a can of fish and thought,
“Yeah. That’s me.”
Cramped. Salty. Beautifully preserved in oil.
This shirt gets it.
The vibes:
– Emotionally canned since 2016
– Freshly sealed but dead inside
– Drip? No. Brine.
Perfect for:
🐟 People who romanticize tinned food
📦 Chaos goblins with niche taste
🤙 Those who live, laugh, and leave early due to fish-related anxiety
Printed on premium Comfort Colors cotton, aka: the good shirt that says I’m mentally unwell but stylish about it.
Nutritional info (JK, it’s shirt specs):
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed for that washed-up-on-shore look
• Relaxed fit for maximum existential comfort
• Heavyweight, because this isn’t your first emotional shipwreck
• Blank sourced from Honduras, printed when the sardine gods allow
📦 Print-on-demand. Like fine canned goods, it takes time. Be preserved.
Ever looked at a can of fish and thought,
“Yeah. That’s me.”
Cramped. Salty. Beautifully preserved in oil.
This shirt gets it.
The vibes:
– Emotionally canned since 2016
– Freshly sealed but dead inside
– Drip? No. Brine.
Perfect for:
🐟 People who romanticize tinned food
📦 Chaos goblins with niche taste
🤙 Those who live, laugh, and leave early due to fish-related anxiety
Printed on premium Comfort Colors cotton, aka: the good shirt that says I’m mentally unwell but stylish about it.
Nutritional info (JK, it’s shirt specs):
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed for that washed-up-on-shore look
• Relaxed fit for maximum existential comfort
• Heavyweight, because this isn’t your first emotional shipwreck
• Blank sourced from Honduras, printed when the sardine gods allow
📦 Print-on-demand. Like fine canned goods, it takes time. Be preserved.
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