Ever looked at a can of fish and thought,

“Yeah. That’s me.”

Cramped. Salty. Beautifully preserved in oil.

This shirt gets it.

The vibes:

– Emotionally canned since 2016

– Freshly sealed but dead inside

– Drip? No. Brine.

Perfect for:

🐟 People who romanticize tinned food

📦 Chaos goblins with niche taste

🤙 Those who live, laugh, and leave early due to fish-related anxiety

Printed on premium Comfort Colors cotton, aka: the good shirt that says I’m mentally unwell but stylish about it.

Nutritional info (JK, it’s shirt specs):

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Garment-dyed for that washed-up-on-shore look

• Relaxed fit for maximum existential comfort

• Heavyweight, because this isn’t your first emotional shipwreck

• Blank sourced from Honduras, printed when the sardine gods allow

📦 Print-on-demand. Like fine canned goods, it takes time. Be preserved.

Ever looked at a can of fish and thought,

“Yeah. That’s me.”

Cramped. Salty. Beautifully preserved in oil.

This shirt gets it.

The vibes:

– Emotionally canned since 2016

– Freshly sealed but dead inside

– Drip? No. Brine.

Perfect for:

🐟 People who romanticize tinned food

📦 Chaos goblins with niche taste

🤙 Those who live, laugh, and leave early due to fish-related anxiety

Printed on premium Comfort Colors cotton, aka: the good shirt that says I’m mentally unwell but stylish about it.

Nutritional info (JK, it’s shirt specs):

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Garment-dyed for that washed-up-on-shore look

• Relaxed fit for maximum existential comfort

• Heavyweight, because this isn’t your first emotional shipwreck

• Blank sourced from Honduras, printed when the sardine gods allow

📦 Print-on-demand. Like fine canned goods, it takes time. Be preserved.

Ever looked at a can of fish and thought,

“Yeah. That’s me.”

Cramped. Salty. Beautifully preserved in oil.

This shirt gets it.

The vibes:

– Emotionally canned since 2016

– Freshly sealed but dead inside

– Drip? No. Brine.

Perfect for:

🐟 People who romanticize tinned food

📦 Chaos goblins with niche taste

🤙 Those who live, laugh, and leave early due to fish-related anxiety

Printed on premium Comfort Colors cotton, aka: the good shirt that says I’m mentally unwell but stylish about it.

Nutritional info (JK, it’s shirt specs):

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Garment-dyed for that washed-up-on-shore look

• Relaxed fit for maximum existential comfort

• Heavyweight, because this isn’t your first emotional shipwreck

• Blank sourced from Honduras, printed when the sardine gods allow

📦 Print-on-demand. Like fine canned goods, it takes time. Be preserved.

Fish Tin Unisex T-shirt