Do you like your shirts THICC but also smooth and emotionally supportive? Same.

This Comfort Colors unisex tee comes blessed with original artwork by the artist himself and enough sass to petrify anyone who looks at you sideways.

Rock your favorite weird lil’ snake queen on 100% ring-spun cotton that feels like a soft curse.

Yes, it will slay you a bit. That’s a pun. And a promise.

NERD STATS (because you care):

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² of cozy beefiness

• Garment-dyed, because raw isn’t the vibe

• Relaxed fit (for chaos with comfort)

• Twill-taped neck + shoulders = built to last through emotional breakdowns

• Double-needle magic on sleeves & hems

• Blank sourced from Honduras, printed wherever your shirt’s soul manifests

⚠️ Print-on-demand warning: It’s made just for you, so give it a minute. Greatness takes time. So do shirts.

Do you like your shirts THICC but also smooth and emotionally supportive? Same.

This Comfort Colors unisex tee comes blessed with original artwork by the artist himself and enough sass to petrify anyone who looks at you sideways.

Rock your favorite weird lil’ snake queen on 100% ring-spun cotton that feels like a soft curse.

Yes, it will slay you a bit. That’s a pun. And a promise.

NERD STATS (because you care):

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² of cozy beefiness

• Garment-dyed, because raw isn’t the vibe

• Relaxed fit (for chaos with comfort)

• Twill-taped neck + shoulders = built to last through emotional breakdowns

• Double-needle magic on sleeves & hems

• Blank sourced from Honduras, printed wherever your shirt’s soul manifests

⚠️ Print-on-demand warning: It’s made just for you, so give it a minute. Greatness takes time. So do shirts.

Do you like your shirts THICC but also smooth and emotionally supportive? Same.

This Comfort Colors unisex tee comes blessed with original artwork by the artist himself and enough sass to petrify anyone who looks at you sideways.

Rock your favorite weird lil’ snake queen on 100% ring-spun cotton that feels like a soft curse.

Yes, it will slay you a bit. That’s a pun. And a promise.

NERD STATS (because you care):

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² of cozy beefiness

• Garment-dyed, because raw isn’t the vibe

• Relaxed fit (for chaos with comfort)

• Twill-taped neck + shoulders = built to last through emotional breakdowns

• Double-needle magic on sleeves & hems

• Blank sourced from Honduras, printed wherever your shirt’s soul manifests

⚠️ Print-on-demand warning: It’s made just for you, so give it a minute. Greatness takes time. So do shirts.

Medusa Unisex T-shirt