Venomous Unisex T-Shirt
Do you like your shirts soft, thick, and lowkey threatening? Good. Because this one slaps and stings.
Printed with original art of a toxic lil’ scorpion who’s definitely been kicked out of at least three desert dive bars, this shirt says: “I’m emotionally venomous but well-dressed.”
Pair it with combat boots, chaotic decisions, and an iced coffee you’ll forget to drink.
Comfort Colors cotton so soft, even your enemies will want to touch it (don’t let them).
NERD STATS:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd², aka: beefy but breathable
• Garment-dyed for that chill vintage feel
• Relaxed fit for maximum menace
• Twill-taped neck & shoulders—because you live hard but dress smart
• Printed-to-order on blank tees sourced from Honduras
⚠️ This is print-on-demand. Translation: It’ll take a bit. Channel patience. Or don’t. You’re venomous now.
Do you like your shirts soft, thick, and lowkey threatening? Good. Because this one slaps and stings.
Printed with original art of a toxic lil’ scorpion who’s definitely been kicked out of at least three desert dive bars, this shirt says: “I’m emotionally venomous but well-dressed.”
Pair it with combat boots, chaotic decisions, and an iced coffee you’ll forget to drink.
Comfort Colors cotton so soft, even your enemies will want to touch it (don’t let them).
NERD STATS:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd², aka: beefy but breathable
• Garment-dyed for that chill vintage feel
• Relaxed fit for maximum menace
• Twill-taped neck & shoulders—because you live hard but dress smart
• Printed-to-order on blank tees sourced from Honduras
⚠️ This is print-on-demand. Translation: It’ll take a bit. Channel patience. Or don’t. You’re venomous now.
Do you like your shirts soft, thick, and lowkey threatening? Good. Because this one slaps and stings.
Printed with original art of a toxic lil’ scorpion who’s definitely been kicked out of at least three desert dive bars, this shirt says: “I’m emotionally venomous but well-dressed.”
Pair it with combat boots, chaotic decisions, and an iced coffee you’ll forget to drink.
Comfort Colors cotton so soft, even your enemies will want to touch it (don’t let them).
NERD STATS:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd², aka: beefy but breathable
• Garment-dyed for that chill vintage feel
• Relaxed fit for maximum menace
• Twill-taped neck & shoulders—because you live hard but dress smart
• Printed-to-order on blank tees sourced from Honduras
⚠️ This is print-on-demand. Translation: It’ll take a bit. Channel patience. Or don’t. You’re venomous now.